What a MEATY,PUNCHY AND WEATY headline i saw on my facebook this morning.

Ask me what i saw?Tayo,kindly help md out,APRIL FOOL HAS FOOLED MY MARRIAGE,
Unnecessary joke has spoilt my marriage.

... It didnt attract me at 1st because the sender isnt the serious type(jovier type)i thought he wanted to fool me too.

I didnt joke with my wife that i bought her a car neither did i tell her i bought her an expensive diamond/gold.

Oro nla!
To be candid,this matter is still as hot and fresh like hot cake,infact it is still unresolved as at the time of this writing.

Do u actually want the rest of the story?then sit tight and fasten your seat belt while we unveil the mystery behind story

Yours sincerely,
Ariwoola Temitayo Issues.

As usual on the 1st of April is our fool day,i sat down and thought of what surprise to give my wife who had earlier travelled 3days before the day to her home town.

Immediately,i called my wife's younger sister to let play on her sister's intelligence.

What a sucessful plan i thought we had until it turned the other way round.
The plan was that i will call my wife on phone while her sister shouts this on phone
""honey,pls drop the call wth my sister and bk for the last round of sex,i want more baby'""

This arouse the anger of my wife and thus put her on the high way to Lagos having heard this.
O MA SE O

It was a catastrophe one wen my wife was knocked by a bike wen coming home with inquisitiveness to end our 3yrs marriage.

2 tins involved now,
my marriage is fluntuating like Mtel network,no more trust.
2ndly,she is lying helplessly on her hospital bed having sustained fracture injury.

What shd i do house?
Meaningful comment pls.