BREAK IT or LEAVE IT?
Armed robbers came into a couples
house. After robbing them, they handed over a
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pistol to the husband to
shoot and kill his wife or they will shoot him dead.
The husband started pleading for
mercy, that he could not shoot his wife because he
loved her so much. The robbers gave him a hot slap, took the gun from him and gave it to the wife to shoot the
husband or she will be shoot by the
thieves. The wife without any hesitation shot straight at thr husband but there was no
bullet in the gun.
The robbers started laughing and left.
If na you be Husband, Abeg, whats your way forward?

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SOMEONE OUT THERE NEEDS THIS...
So, Let me share with you a story culled from a recent post by "In-Law Debby Daisy"
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"One day, a client paid me a big sum and I just felt like tripping my wife. I put her in the Toyota Camry car I was using then and
off I drove to Shoprite on VI. I did not even tell her we were going to Shoprite.
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When we got there, she exploded
"Do you have money? What are we doing here? I said "just follow me and pick anything you want."
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Right inside Shoprite, I picked cart and wheeled it behind her. "Pick anything you want baby."
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See women o!
Na so she dey pick, pick, pick and pick o.
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The cart was full. Then she picked her own cart too, and in minutes, her cart was full too. I picked the bill, almost N86,000.
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As we were going out of the mall, something struck her... "Fellow, you did not buy yourself anything! she wondered.
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"Ah, I have no cash left. Let us go home ..." I replied.
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"No, I have some money. Lets go back and pick what you want. So we went back. My wife picked a bill of N42k for me alone.
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Now, you know I never knew my wife had money on her? But she brought it out and spent on me because I had impressed her.
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My man, Impress your wife, she will spin surprises on you.
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Now look at this again: when I scrutinised all we bought with my N86k, hardly was there anything strictly for her. Almost everything we bought were things we used at home and for the children, but when it was her turn to buy for me, I bought things for MYSELF; Shaving cream, boxers, stockings, slippers, DVDs, condoms, singlets, my kind of wine, (understand?) etc. Things me alone use!
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It taught me a great lesson: MOST women are good. NOT ALL women are not greedy. All they want is show them you love them, you will catch them MUGU for life!
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Men, give your wives pocket money today. Cultivate the habit. Don’t say "sebi she is working."
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And women, don’t say how much are you giving me gan sef; Kneel down and say thank you.
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I hope I am IN ORDER?

Ariwoola Temitayo

September 2 at 9:37am · Edited

Jealousy is the green-eyed monster that can attack when you least expect it. Sometimes your possessiveness might be set off when you see an attractive stranger checking out your partner, or maybe an "unknown" caller on a cell phone sets off your jealousy. We all know that
trust is key for a happy and healthy relationship, but sometimes that can be hard to come by! Take this quiz and find out if you are too jealous and possessive of your partner:
1. When you see your sweetie with another person:
A. You freak out and yell at your partner.
B. You feel a stir of jealously and keep it in.
C. You feel depressed and inadequate.
D. You're not disturbed at all.
2. If your partner starts talking to an attractive person when you are out:
A. You drag him away and start a fight.
B. You feel deeply hurt and use silence as punishment.
C. It depends on the person. Sometimes you might feel put off.
D. I am secure in my love and never worry.
3. Have you ever checked your partner's phone to see who he or she has been talking to?
A. All the time
B. A few times over the years
C. Just once because of strange behaviour
D. Never
4. When your partner goes out with friends, how many times do you call or text?
A. I call hourly.
B. I text hourly.
C. I'll text to see when he or she is going to be home.
D. I don't call or text unless it's an emergency.
5. When your partner mentions a conversation with
the ex:
A. You confront your partner, insisting he or she still has feelings for this person.
B. You start a fight — but about a past issue.
C. You listen to what your partner has to say, but feel hurt that it's been brought up.
D. Doesn't bother you at all: You both have pasts.
6. What would you do if you found out your partner was Facebook friends with a high school sweetheart?
A. You'd immediately freak out and accuse her/him of cheating.
B. You'd log on to his Facebook page to check for incriminating evidence.
C. You'd ignore it and hope it was nothing.
D. You would tell her/him that it makes you uncomfortable and that you'd like to talk about it.
7. When you're at a party with a lot of attractive people:
A. You fake sick and insist that you leave.
B. You'll likely cling to your partner's arm the entire night.
C. You'd make the rounds on your own, but keep an eye on your sweetie.
D. Let her/him do her/his own thing. You're not worried!
8. You find a picture of your partner's swimsuit-clad ex in your attic. Do you:
A. Scream at him while shoving the picture in his face and demanding answers.
B. Chuck it in the trash without saying anything to her/him.
C. Bring the photo to your partner and judge the situation based on the reaction.
D. Leave it where you found it.
9. How would you react if you found a credit-card receipt for an expensive, romantic restaurant?
A. You'd immediately accuse her/him of cheating.
B. Ask him about it, and then accuse him of lying.
C. Ignore it, and let the resentment build.
D. Calmly ask about the charge when you're alone.
If you answered mostly A's: You have major problems with the green-eyed monster! You and your partner aren't connecting at all due to your feelings of insecurity and
fears of cheating. It's time to sit down and have a serious talk about moving past these issues before your relationship is irrevocably harmed.
If you answered mostly B's:
Your jealously is potent and comes out in passive-aggressive and even underhanded ways. You know that your paranoia is slightly unfounded, so you try to hide your jealous behavior, but your partner can sense it all the same. Talk out your issues. Confront them head-on rather than resorting to sneaky tactics.
If you answered mostly C's: Congrats! You can't help but feel jealous whenever you spot a sexy stranger near your sweetie, but you are in control of your emotions and know that
your partner only has eyes for you.
If you answered mostly D's: You are one cool cucumber! Nothing shakes
your confidence or your trust in your partner. Good for you!
Would you like to have the copy of this as voice,C.D?
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For so many reasons people get engaged in things but here is the full list of 237 reasons that people said why they have
sex:
1. I was ''in the heat of the moment.''
2. It just happened.
3. I was bored.
4. It just seemed like ''the thing to do.''
5. Someone dared me.
6. I desired emotional closeness "(i.e.," intimacy).
7. I wanted to feel closer to God.
8. I wanted to gain acceptance from my friends.
9. It's "exciting," adventurous.
10. I wanted to make up after a fight.
11. I wanted to get rid of aggression.
12. I was under the influence of drugs.
13. I wanted to have something to tell my friends.
14. I wanted to express my love for the person.
15. I wanted to experience the physical pleasure.
16. I wanted to show my affection to the person.
17. I felt like I owed it to the person.
18. I was attracted to the person.
19. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release.
20. My friends were having sex and I wanted to fit in.
21. It feels good.
22. My partner kept insisting.
23. The person was famous and I wanted to be able to say I had sex with him/her.
24. I was physically forced to.
25. I was verbally coerced into it.
26. I wanted the person to love me.
27. I wanted to have a child.
28. I wanted to make someone else jealous.
29. I wanted to have more sex than my friends.
30. I was married and you're supposed to.
31. I was tired of being a virgin.
32. I was ''horny.''
33. I wanted to feel loved.
34. I was feeling lonely.
35. Everyone else was having sex.
36. I wanted the attention.
37. It was easier to ''go all the way'' than to stop.
38. I wanted to ensure the relationship was ''committed.''
39. I was competing with someone else to ''get the person.''
40. I wanted to ''gain control'' of the person.
41. I was curious about what the person was like in bed.
42. I was curious about sex.
43. I wanted to feel attractive.
44. I wanted to please my partner.
45. I wanted to display submission.
46. I wanted to release anxiety/stress.
47. I didn't know how to say ''no.''
48. I felt like it was my duty.
49. I wanted to end the relationship.
50 My friends pressured me into it.
51. I wanted the adventure/excitement.
52. I wanted the experience.
53. I felt obligated to.
54. It's fun.
55. I wanted to get even with someone "(i.e.," get revenge).
56. I wanted to be popular.
57. It would get me gifts.
58. I wanted to act out a
fantasy.
59. I hadn't had sex for a while.
60. The person was ''available.''
61. I didn't want to ''lose'' the person.
62. I thought it would help ''trap'' a new partner.
63. I wanted to make someone else jealous.
64. I felt sorry for the person.
65. I wanted to feel powerful.
66. I wanted to ''possess'' the person.
67. I wanted to release tension.
68. I wanted to feel good about myself.
69. I was slumming.
70. I felt rebellious.
71. I wanted to intensify my relationship.
72. It seemed like the natural next step.
73. I wanted to be nice.
74. I wanted to feel connected to the person.
75. I wanted to feel young.
76. I wanted to manipulate him/her into doing something for me.
77. I wanted him/her to stop bugging me about sex.
78. I wanted to hurt/humiliate the person.
79. I wanted the person to feel good about themselves.
80. I didn't want to disappoint the person.
81. I was trying to ''get over'' an earlier person/relationship.
82. I wanted to reaffirm my sexual orientation.
83. I wanted to try out new sexual techniques or positions.
84. I felt guilty.
85. My hormones were out of control.
86. It was the only way my partner would spend time with me.
87. It became a habit.
88. I wanted to keep my partner happy.
89. I had no self-control.
90. I wanted to communicate at a deeper level.
91. I was afraid my partner would have an affair if I didn't have sex with him/her.
92. I was curious about my sexual abilities.
93. I wanted a ''spiritual'' experience.
94. It was just part of the relationship ''routine''.
95. I wanted to lose my inhibitions.
96. I got ''carried away.''
97. I needed another ''notch on my belt.''
98. The person demanded that I have sex with him/her.
99. The opportunity presented itself.
100. I wanted to see what it would be like to have sex while stoned "(e.g.," on marijuana or some other drug).
101. It's considered ''taboo'' by society.
102. I wanted to increase the number of sex partners I had experienced.
103. The person was too ''hot'' (sexy) to resist.
104. I thought it would relax me.
105. I thought it would make me feel healthy.
106. I wanted to experiment with new experiences.
107. I wanted to see what it would be like to have sex with another person.
108. I thought it would help me to fall asleep.
109. I could brag to other people about my sexual experience.
110. It would allow me to ''get sex out of my system'' so that I could focus on other things.
111. I wanted to decrease my partner's desire to have sex with someone else.
112. It would damage my reputation if I said ''no.''
113. The person was too physically attractive to resist.
114. I wanted to celebrate something.
115. I was seduced.
116. I wanted to make the person feel better about themselves.
117. I wanted to increase the emotional bond by having sex.
118. I wanted to see whether sex with a different partner would feel different or better.
119. I was mad at my "partner," so I had sex with someone else.
120. I wanted to fulfill a previous promise to my partner.
121. It was expected of me.
122. I wanted to keep my partner from straying.
123. I wanted the pure pleasure.
124. I wanted to dominate the other person.
125. I wanted to make a conquest.
126. I'm addicted to sex.
127. It was a favor to someone.
128. I wanted to be used or degraded.
129. Someone offered me money to do it.
130. I was drunk.
131. It seemed like good exercise.
132. I was pressured into doing it.
133. The person offered to give me drugs for doing it.
134. I was frustrated and needed relief.
135. It was a romantic setting.
136. I felt insecure.
137. My regular partner is "boring," so I had sex with someone else.
138. I was on the ''rebound'' from another relationship.
139. I wanted to boost my self-esteem.
140. I wanted to get my partner to stay with me.
141. Because of a bet.
142. It was a special occasion.
143. I wanted to get a special favor from someone.
144. I wanted to get back at my partner for having cheated on me.
145. I wanted to enhance my reputation.
146. I wanted to keep warm.
147. I wanted to punish myself.
148. I wanted to break up a rival's relationship by having sex with his/her partner.
149. I wanted to stop my partners' nagging.
150. I wanted to impress friends.
151. I wanted to achieve an
orgasm.
152. I wanted to brag to my friends about my conquests.
153. I wanted to improve my sexual skills.
154. I wanted to get a job.
155. I wanted to get a raise.
156. I wanted to get a promotion.
157. I wanted to satisfy a compulsion.
158. I wanted to make money.
159. I wanted to keep my partner satisfied.
160. I wanted to change the topic of conversation.
161. I wanted to get out of doing something.
162. I wanted to test my compatibility with a new partner.
163. I wanted to get a partner to express love.
164. I wanted to put the passion back into my relationship.
165. I wanted to prevent a breakup.
166. I wanted to become one with another person.
167. I wanted to get a favor from someone.
168. I wanted to breakup my relationship.
169. I wanted to give someone else a sexually transmitted disease "(e.g.," "herpes," AIDS).
170. I wanted to breakup another's relationship.
171. I wanted to avoid hurting someone's feelings.
172. I wanted to make myself feel better about myself.
173. I wanted to get rid of a headache.
174. I was afraid to say ''no'' due to the possibility of physical harm.
175. I wanted to keep my partner from straying.
176. I wanted to burn calories.
177. I wanted to even the score with a cheating partner.
178. I wanted to hurt an enemy.
179. I wanted to feel older.
180. I wanted to raise my self-esteem.
181. It was an initiation rite to a club or organization.
182. I wanted to become more focused on work – sexual thoughts are distracting.
183. I wanted to say ''I've missed you.''
184. I wanted to celebrate a birthday or anniversary or special occasion.
185. I wanted to say ''I'm sorry.''
186. I wanted to return a favor.
187. I wanted to say ''Thank you.''
188. I wanted to welcome someone home.
189. I wanted to say ''goodbye.''
190. I wanted to defy my parents.
191. I wanted to relieve menstrual cramps.
192. I wanted to relieve ''blue balls.''
193. I wanted to get the most out of life.
194. I wanted to feel feminine.
195. I wanted to feel masculine.
196. I am a sex addict.
197. I wanted to see what all the fuss is about.
198. I thought it would boost my social status.
199. The person had a lot of money.
200. The person's physical appearance turned me on.
201. The person was a good dancer.
202. Someone had told me that this person was good in bed.
203. The person had beautiful eyes.
204. The person made me
feel sexy.
205. An erotic movie had turned me on.
206. The person had taken me out for an expensive dinner.
207. The person was a good kisser.
208. The person had bought me jewelry.
209. The person had a great sense of humor.
210. The person seemed self-confident.
211. The person really desired me.
212. The person was really desired by others.
213. I wanted to gain access to that person's friend.
214. I felt jealous.
215. The person flattered me.
216. I wanted to see if I could get the other person into bed.
217. The person had a desirable body.
218. I had not had sex in a long time.
219. The person smelled nice.
220. The person had an attractive face.
221. I saw the person naked and could not resist.
222. I was turned on by the sexual conversation.
223. The person was intelligent.
224. The person caressed me.
225. The person wore revealing clothes.
226. The person had too much to drink and I was able to take advantage of them.
227. I knew the person was usually ''out of my league.''
228. The person was mysterious.
229. I realized I was in love.
230. I wanted to forget about my problems.
231. I wanted to reproduce.
232. I wanted to feel loved.
233. I wanted my partner to notice me.
234. I wanted to help my partner forget about their problems.
235. I wanted to lift my partner's spirits.
236. I wanted to submit to my partner.
237. I wanted to make my partner feel powerfu

I fell in love with this cute damsel and everything was going on fine until i made my intention known to her father & being a learned man, here is what he gave me:APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERSI _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old.Please answer the following questions honestly.1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No4. Are you working? Yes/No5. Do you have a car? Yes/NoIf your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back.If all your answers were YES, Then continue...1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.__________________________________________2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law.__________________________________________3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ?__________________________________4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.__________________________________________5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?_____________________________________6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/NoIf No explain why?_________________________________________7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/NoIf YES for how long?________________________If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock. _____________________________________8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words)__________________________________________9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.__________________________________________10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?_________________________________________Answer the followingby Yes or No.1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No2. Do you smoke? Yes/No3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/NoLAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT1. When can you be free for interviews?______________________________2. When is the best time to interview your dad?____________________3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________4. When can I interview your church Pastor ____________________________________5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.Sign here: ________________Sign again: _______________Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in a year's time.You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.As you are waiting,*Please don't call me!*Don't visit me!*Don't contact my daughter!If u do, you will be disqualified!Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions;Postal Address: _________________________Email: __________________________________Phone: _________________________________Home:__________________________________Facebook: ______________________________BEST WISHES.Suppose you are in my kind of shoe/situationwhat would you do