Saturday, September 12, 2015

SOMEONE OUT THERE NEEDS THIS...
So, Let me share with you a story culled from a recent post by "In-Law Debby Daisy"
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"One day, a client paid me a big sum and I just felt like tripping my wife. I put her in the Toyota Camry car I was using then and
off I drove to Shoprite on VI. I did not even tell her we were going to Shoprite.
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When we got there, she exploded
"Do you have money? What are we doing here? I said "just follow me and pick anything you want."
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Right inside Shoprite, I picked cart and wheeled it behind her. "Pick anything you want baby."
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See women o!
Na so she dey pick, pick, pick and pick o.
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The cart was full. Then she picked her own cart too, and in minutes, her cart was full too. I picked the bill, almost N86,000.
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As we were going out of the mall, something struck her... "Fellow, you did not buy yourself anything! she wondered.
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"Ah, I have no cash left. Let us go home ..." I replied.
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"No, I have some money. Lets go back and pick what you want. So we went back. My wife picked a bill of N42k for me alone.
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Now, you know I never knew my wife had money on her? But she brought it out and spent on me because I had impressed her.
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My man, Impress your wife, she will spin surprises on you.
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Now look at this again: when I scrutinised all we bought with my N86k, hardly was there anything strictly for her. Almost everything we bought were things we used at home and for the children, but when it was her turn to buy for me, I bought things for MYSELF; Shaving cream, boxers, stockings, slippers, DVDs, condoms, singlets, my kind of wine, (understand?) etc. Things me alone use!
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It taught me a great lesson: MOST women are good. NOT ALL women are not greedy. All they want is show them you love them, you will catch them MUGU for life!
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Men, give your wives pocket money today. Cultivate the habit. Don’t say "sebi she is working."
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And women, don’t say how much are you giving me gan sef; Kneel down and say thank you.
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I hope I am IN ORDER?

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